Guard your PC with this well 'ard USB BOUNCER and warn off any unwanted intruders. Motion activated sensor in his jacket button, he says one of 6 phrases if anyone dares trespass!

• 'You're not welcome 'ere'
• 'Your name's not down, you're not comin' in'
• 'You're not comin' anywhere near here lookin' like that'
• 'Not today mate'
• 'Come over 'ere if you think you're hard enough'
• 'You're cruisin' for a bruisin''

Plug him into your USB port with the included cable or have him "unplugged" with the 3 AAA batteries which are included!

No one will dare steal a pen from your desk again!